Greg tweeted ‘Markov Guybrush Threepwood’ the other week. I thought that was a good idea so I spent a bit of Sunday making Markov Guybrush. It’s a Twitter bot that generates random Guybrush-ish Tweets.

All the important bits are taken from the code for Tom’s lovely Markov Chocolates and have been made worse. (I asked nicely first.) His blog post has more information on how it all works.

The dialogue was taken from this play-through of The Secret of Monkey Island and then hit with the Vim-hammer until it looked like this. It’s not everything he says in the game, but it seems to be enough for some randomly generated quips.

That’s it. Here’s the code, and here’s the bot. As Guybrush might say: